But life doesn’t always go as planned for people looking to make a change. That’s how I would describe my journey from homeless teenager to Harvard Law School graduate and now successful entrepreneur. But, more than three years ago, I didn’t know where the next chapter of my life was going to take me. That’s when I met my butt billionaire. I think he knows what he is doing because after meeting him, he changed my life forever. A known online by his username “ButtBillionaire,” Buttsurfing is the name of his online gaming and social media site where users can interact with people who have butts in addition to other body parts. It was on this site that we first connected through the concept of a dating game where users could play with one another based on their personal attributes: cash vs. butt, skinny vs. fat, cute butt vs. big butts, etc. If you haven’t heard of Butt Billionaire before, it’s probably because he’s pretty young (just 23 years old). But if you are into gamer meets social media star matches then you definitely need to check him out!
What’s a Buttholatry?
Butt-hollering, also sometimes known as toying, is a practice in which one forces themselves to sit in a chair or on the ground while their buttocks are grabbed and forced open. The practice is meant to provide a painful yet humiliating experience for the person performing the taunt. Over the years, there have been many variations to the practice such as the “French” and “Spanish” taunts, the “archimedes” maneuver in which the person being taunted sits with their legs straight in the air while the laughs at their expense grip their buttocks with their hands, and many others. Racially or ethnically motivated taunts are also a part of buttholatry.
How does Butt Billionaire Work?
Basically, users sign up and create a profile, where they can add photos, share videos, and connect with other users. Having a profile helps users discover and meet new users, and allows them to create groups for certain activities such as workout groups or dating groups. Once a user is connected with another user, they can start a conversation and gradually move towards a date.
The Life of a Buttholatry
The life of a buttholatry can be very interesting, but also very challenging. It is a lonely business and a lot of the time you feel like the only one in the room with no one to talk to. It gets to a point where you don’t even know if the person you are talking to likes you back or not. It is very lonely, uncomfortable and confusing. You have to remember that buttholatry is not a dating app. It is a pain-in-the-ass club. You are expected to go there with no expectations. You are expected to have a lot of fun, but at the same time, you have to be very selective about who you talk to.
Why do People Play Butt Billionaire?
People who play Butt Billionaire are usually looking for a connection and may not realize it. Once you join the club, you are expected to be there for the entire duration. Whether it be for a workout or a date, you will be Membership Only until you leave. There are many reasons people play Butt Billionaire. Some people like the challenge of trying new exercises and trying out new food. Some like to burn off some of the stress they feel in their lives. Others enjoy meeting new people and talking to strangers. Others just like the idea of being taunted and humiliated.
Where can I play Butt Billionerry?
Butt Billionaire can be found at: – ButtBillionaire.com – Google Play – The Apple App Store
The Bottom Line
First things first, if you aren’t a person who likes to be taunted and humiliated then this might not be the app for you. If you are comfortable with that, then great! You can join the club. Butt Billionaire does not require any kind of social interaction. You can just play the game and hang out with your friends whenever you like. But, don’t just stay there. Go out and enjoy the nightlife. Have fun! If you are looking for a challenge, then Butt Billionaire might be exactly what you are looking for. If not, you can always take up free weights, a yoga or Pilates class or head to the park and burn some calories.
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